I read this in a book entitled, Females are Fabulous... but this has been around in the internet for quite some time... just want to share it. =) quite funny hehe
Romance Mathematics
Smart man + Smart woman = romance
Smart man + Dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + Smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + Dumb woman = pregnancy
Shopping Math
A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.
A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn’t need.
General Equations and Statistics
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Happiness
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Longevity
Married men live longer than single men do,
But married men are a lot more willing to die.
Propensity to Change
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
Discussion Technique
A woman has the last word in any argument,
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
